Lyrics from "My Strongest Suit" (lyrics, Tim Rice; music, Elton John)--just for you, wwh:

"AMNERIS:
In life, one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice.
There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners, charm, they're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear, and how I dress

Oh, now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka-dotted, striped ,or even checked
With some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau
To your death bed you're on view so
Never compromise accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
For a dress has always been
My strongest suit

GIRLS:
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

AMNERIS:
Staying in or hitting townwards,
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time

GIRLS: Is stitch is stitched in time!

AMNERIS:
Whether wig or hat or turban,
Whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime

GIRLS: Such a crime!

AMNERIS:
And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things to find en route

GIRLS: They're wanderin' through your things!

AMNERIS:
That in negligee or formal
I am anything but normal
A dress has always been my strongest suit

GIRLS:
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

AMNERIS: (Sung with chorus above)
I am what I wear, I say anytime, anywhere!

So bring me all my finest,
Most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot

GIRLS:
Most revealing, most expensive, most arresting, !

AMNERIS: Most arresting, !

GIRLS: Most heart-stopping...

AMNERIS: Most heart-stopping!
Most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Most arresting, most heart-stopping yeah!
A dress has always been my strongest suit

GIRLS: I am what I wear

AMNERIS: My strongest suit!

GIRLS: I am what I wear

AMNERIS and GIRLS:
You know that I am what I wear!

AMNERIS:
A dress has always been my strongest suit!

So bring me all my finest,
Most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping...
Most free-flowing, most eye-popping

A dress has always been my strongest suit! (I am what I wear)
My strongest suit! (I am what I wear)
You know that I am what I wear!
A dress has always been my strongest...
my strongest...
my strongest...
my strongest...
my strongest...
my strongest...
Suit!"