Dear WO'N: to "upbraid" is to dress down.

Pretty cool, Dr. Bill. I think you may have created a new form here! 'Cause it's not actually a pun, although it plays off the word in a like manner with a twinkle of humor. BUT, it is also a spot-on definition. A tough dichotomy to pull off. Is there a term for this, tsuwm? Or should we christen it a Dr.Billonym?