thuggee thymol - Antiseptic procurred through the black market in India.

Stravinsky stress - Medical condition of the elbow inflicted by conducting Igor's works.

Northern Ireland nor'wester - Very few winds on the planet get colder than these.

scaffolding scamp - A high-rise window washer who missed a spot.

wame war - Unborn twins fighting for territory.

mass media mastitis - An anniversary party at Heff's house.

breathtaking brew - The newest creation from Goose Island named "Lake Effect".

noddle nomograph - What you'd become watching smell-a-vision in stereo.

frolic froth - What you get by adding bubble bath to your jacuzzi!

F+W 1971