Sorry, Alex. I'm just playing. NZ has two official languages, and I've taken to giving my location in the other one. I tend to give my location as

Akina (suburb - no English equivalent)
Heretaunga (city)
Te Ika a Maui (island)
Aotearoa (country)

In the immortal words of Sybill Fawlty - "Pretentious? Moi?"