All right, I can't hide the shame anymore...MY all time favorite: Search for the Holy Grail (I know, I know, I’m getting old)

When King Arthur meets “Dennis” in the autonomous collective …. “you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was the emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away”

It just slays me.

For those interested in a good Monthy Python page:

http://montypython.net/grailsounds.php3