Tom Lehrer, max - now you're dang tootin' !
(bet no one really talks like that)

Masochism Tango was always one of my favourites
(which probably has some connection to my almost instantaneous addiction to this Board ):

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise whelts
Like nobody else
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

What album is 'Plagiarize' off?