Alpha Delta Eta Kappa
I'm the son of a rapper an' I look pretty dapper
How does that grab ya, babeee?
Beta Epsilon Theta Lambda
'S all Greek to me, don' ya speak to me
Baaa! Yeah!
Gamma Zeta Iota Mu
I stew in the heat of an alphabet zoo


Not bad for a honky*, but the beat should really be on the 2 and 4.


(*cross-threading there)