Howye fokes

Had a bit of a hollyday fer meself so sorry I couldn't partake in this mighty fillysofical debate.

Of course, it's all about brand names, ya see. Once it used ta be I jif, therefore I clean, but now it's I cif, therefore I clean. (Not me good self, of course, I get me people ta do that sorta thing).

Thus, on reflection, does the mirror be durty if yer not looken at it? - or somethin like that.

Be seein ya

GallantTed