At the grave risk of yarting (not that that ever stopped me!) I should point out that the reason why the sun never set on the BE was because god wouldn't trust the Brits in the dark!

But it would- or something very like that - indeed, make a good title. My thanks to you Sir - you may claim a pint of good Lancashire ale at an appropriate time and place.

We could have it with fish cooked in herby batter at an appropriate plaice and thyme, as well.