"And I said to myself...what a wonderful world!"

Well, the time has come for both Milos to be able to tell me what they're really thinkin'! Seems a doggy talk translator has been developed they claim can decipher the mood and message of every bark, woof, and arf! Now we'll see if Mr. Milo's translations are up to snuff as a doggy talk scholar as he so peremptorily put forth on the retarius thread! Kinda opens up a whole new field of linguistics, doesn't it?...we can have AWOOFtalk, the Worthless Woof for the Day, the ODD (Oxford Doggy Dictionary)! Think of it! The opportunites are endless!
Arfy barkery! Woofy barking! Barky-arfy! etc, etc...

I always knew my canines were saying somethin'!...really.
Just make sure you don't keep that device on after scolding your pup for one of those accidents on the carpet, though...it wouldn't be very pretty for the young'ns to hear their doggy talkin' that way!

Here's the link:
http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2001/092001/09022001/379849

And there's a video available on http://ABCnews.com (right column), but I couldn't open it.

'Course, now, I expect I'll have to edit doggy Milo's first novel for him! (sigh...) (wink)