OK, another silly - for the "foodies:"
Chocolate is a Vegetable. How do I know? Here's how:
>Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived
>from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them
>in
>the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step
>further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy
>bars are a health food.
>
>Chocolate covered: Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
>strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
>
>If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
>slowly.
>
>The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot
>car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
>
>Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
>your
>appetite, and you'll eat less.
>
>Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
>
>Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That
>way,
>at least you'll get one thing done.
>
>A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in
>one place. Now, isn't that handy?
>
>If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
>entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
>you?
>
>REMEMBER: 'Stressed' spelled backward is 'desserts'.
>