I must be mad to post what I'm gonna post, but here goes:

(I confess) I was a tour guide at Walt Disney World ages ago. We called the street sweepers on Main Street USA who swept up the huge droppings of the Percherons, Belgians, and Clydesdales pooper scoopers.

Snow White, at the time I worked in the Magic Kingdom, was rumored to be having an affair of the heart with one of the Seven Dwarfs.

Beast regards,
Walt'sWorld