First words - dada, mama, tractor, JCB!

Horribly true, all of it! And my 12 year old son has just rubbed my nose in it by disdainfully correcting my Welsh: "Jac Codi Baw, Daaad! There's no K in Welsh." So now you all know - there's a significant part of the land you sometimes refer to misguidedly as England, which not only has a seperate language but even has a different alphabet! Here endeth the lesson.