I am slightly jealous of Sparteye's wonderful games, and i am making yet an other stab...
The object of this game its to find an interesting, slighty esoteric word, to describe or define someone..(generaly a complimentary one, but we will allow some lee way, for very interesting words or concepts)

to start, i would like to say to Ted, how thrilled i am to know someone like you.. you are a wonderful paronomasiac!

which Ted? why the one who is adept at paronomasia, of course! not that he is the only one here, but he does stand out.