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OP Ha!- some lovely ones, thanks!
I came across a drink container recently that admonished me to
Stand upright in a cool place
which seems to confirm a similar view:
Do not stand in direct sunlight
My dad reminds me of the instruction which made him think of Jonah and the whale:
If accidentally swallowed, consult a doctor
Fair enough - sounds good advice (is there a sturgeon in the house?)
Concerning swallowing, I like the beer bottle that comands:
Remove cap before swallowing
- how do they know what I'm wearing!
On the general 'road' theme I have seen
Joe's Body Works
which must be reassuring!
And the local UK roadworks sign (which-may-not-translate-if-you-are-reading-this-in-a-country-without-glass-reflectors-in-the-roads) which offered the rather cruella
Cats' Eyes Removed
But the animals get their own back: I have seen a sign on a gate warning visitors:
Dog Loose Inside!
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