You want the youngest ages first, eh?

Let's start with "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane"
(By Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett
recorded by the Ames Brothers, 1954):

The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane has hit the town like a bomb
The backfence gossip ain't been so good since Mabel ran off with Tom.
Our town was peaceful and quiet before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot, disturbin' the suburban routine!

Chorus:
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl!
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane,
Me oh my oh what a girl.

Bom-biddy-bom-bom-bom, bom
Bom-biddy-bom-bom-bom

You should see how she carries on with her admirers galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door
She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom, Dick, and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshment, the lady never never says "No."

Chorus

Bom-biddy-bom-etc-modulate up a half-step

The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water, I'm sure.
Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure

She just needs someone to change her, and she'll be sweet as can be
If you're in the neighborhood, Stranger, you're welcome to drop in and see!

Chorus

The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane,
So delightful to hold,
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
She's delectable, quite respectable,...

...and she's only nine days old!