I remember it *very* differently... from Little House on the Prairie, I'm slightly ashamed to admit...

Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man,
Washed his face in a frying pan,
Combed his hair with a wagon wheel,
Died with a toothache in his heel.
Get out the way for Old Dan Tucker,
Home too late to eat his supper,
Supper's over, dinner's a-cookin',
Old Dan Tucker just stands there lookin'...