Does anyone remember (or know of at all) the words to Doctor Knickebocker?

I remember it starting like this:

Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker number one
He sure got drunk on a bottle of rum
Now lets here the song about the eyes (and we'd all roll our eyes)
Now lets here the song about the eyes (eye rolling again)
Now lets here the song about the number two.

Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker number two...

And the rest is lost in the mists of time, ladies and gents. Help.

Thanks all, I really appreciate all the wonderful input, keep 'em coming

Baronia, I have wracked my brains but your clue rings no bells.

Ooo, and how about some Tape la main songs from Ontario? Remember any from your childhood Baronia?