>I was going to copy and paste, but with three versions (only one of which I recognise) and other pieces besides, I thought you might prefer the whole page...

Reminds me of the story of the fellow who came home a bit tipsy. OK, not a bit tipsy, a whole LOT tipsy. He staggered into the barn and very carefully took off all his clothes before lying down in the sty with the huge sow. A couple of minutes later, he hiccups and says, "Maw, we've been married nigh onto 26 years now, and this is the first time I ever noticed you had two rows of buttons on your nightgown."


TEd