The Milo, aka Greased Pig, writes:

No Wordwind, you are not reading the biography that you say you are reading, you are a proper epeolatrist and you are reading...

Yes I am reading the biography I'm reading because I'm an improper epeolatrist! raspberry

Oui, ASp, elle est La Femme and L'Homme, non?
Yes, asp, she is The Woman and The Man, no?

Best regards,
Wordwind The Boucher of the French Language