Oh, I can't stand it! Ow, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!

First--Bridget, I don't recall issuing an invitation to my abode, but let me do so belatedly: you, and all, are welcome at any time. I'll save some of my best
garbage just for you!

Now--paulb, living in the city that is the home of the most
famous racetrack in the world, I am very much at home in that gutter as well! I went there all the time in my childhood with my dad. Placed my first bet at 15--the
clerk didn't even look up.