Dear tsuwm,

Thanks for that little poem--it was delightful to read and even more delightful to imagine in the mind's eye!

It reminded me (in a strange way) of the little boy in "Monster's Ball" who was so determined to eat candy bars and other junk food--and he ended up dead, too, but not humorously so.

I've mentioned this before, but I heard that Scottish cuisine (odd alliance of two words, those two preceding!) is "based on a dare": "I dare you to eat this!" "I dare YOU to eat THAT!"

Bloated regurgitation,
WonderWolfer