Hey Dr Bill, here's some scientific euphemisms I found:

10. It is well known: " A few others share my wild idea."
9. As you well know: "No one knows."
8. As you remember: "No one remembers."
7. As you can see: "This slide is so confused I can't explain it myself."
6. The average value: " A composite of the experiments that worked."
5. A typical example: "The best I could find."
4. It is obvious: "I can't see it and neither can you."
3. Early experiments were inconclusive: "I completely goofed up for six months."
2. The material is slightly toxic: "All the injected animals died."
1. Additional study is needed: "I need all the grant money I can get." copied from http://www.cranlucas.com/euph.htm

A couple of friends of mine are scientists, and I'm going to re-think some of the things they've told me now!

Hev