Dear milum: thanks for your contribution. In another thread the phrase "fall pregnant" was discussed. I have seen a euphemism for this "an interesting condition". That's more la-di-da than clever.

A very ancient one" There once was an Indian maid
' ' ' Who was ever and ever so afraid
The some buckaroo
Would slip it up her flue
And reach her promised land.
So she had an idea grand
She'd stuff it up with sand..........(fine beach sand.......)

I wouldn't have posted this, except that our refined ladies have not contributed.