Okay, I'm dying to go to bed with a MEMBER at last! (it's been soooooo looooong ) Here's the explanation - lessee what people think:

In my profile I list my occupation as "wretched unemployed person" - well, that should really read "wretched UNDERemployed person." I work, sporadically and part-time, as a NUDE MODEL!

TA-DA!

So I'm very curious to find out what people's personal ideas about nude and naked are. Me, I'm nude when I'm working or at a nude beach; the rest of the time if I'm not sporting clothes, I reckon I'm naked. Nude, I feel safe; naked, I feel an element of danger....