I love the letter S, so sensual and sleek
Curvaceous, slim and sexy, it curls across the page
And starts so many fine words, like stirrup, stream and streak.
O S! I love you so - with me you're all the rage
You sum up all that's best in life - you stand for all things fine,
Like sun and sand and sea and sex and other simple pleasures
You summon up a simple smile on this visage that is mine
Without you, life's less sibilant - with you, it's full of treasures!

My lame-arse ode to a damn sexy letter.