When I was a young child I used to say "cheapscape," it made more sense to my young mind for some reason...and, actually, I think it still does. You're stingy so you always try to finagle out of paying, escape from paying...see? You cheapscape! Maybe, in a way, it takes a child's mind to distill the true essence of words, of language...by the time we're adults we're just too cluttered up with information and stimuli to make a pure and innocent linguistic connection.