This thread reminds me of the following silliness (sent to me by a she):
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."

He said... "Shall we try switching positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch TV."

Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Don't worry - I ain't looking'

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.