With my friend we made up a somewhat general equivalent of nerd on a bike: nerd on wheels!

But if you want to be specific you can use nerd in a car, or even nerd on a bus.

All these insults bring me back to last year in English class when we were studying Shakespeare and we were allowed to insult each other in Shakespearean English. I'll see if I can still find the list of insults.

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