Has anyone ever made up clever ways to insult people? Or made other words to use while name-calling?

I hope people know that this is just for fun and never meant to hurt anyone's feelings. So try not to take anything here too seriously.

My friend and I made up some not-so-cleaver, but (I hope you'll agree) funny names to call people.

All phrases involve an object, which in our case was "nerd". Then think of a place (any place) that the object could be, or something for that object to do.

What we came up with is the following, #1 "nerd on a stick." Others are:
nerd in a box
nerd in a drawer
nerd under the table
nerd in a kettle
nerd sipping tea
nerd on a bench
etc.

Hope you have fun! My friend and I don't use it to insult anybody, merely as a joke.

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