I'm posting this here for dear Helen,
Who at first thought her thread was a melon,
Now your limerick blitz
Is one of our hits,
Where the sequel will end, there's no tellin'!

Edited-in by request for continuity's sake:

>by Milum

Overheard comments made by the prim, proper, pedant, ladies that will attend the
Wordapalooza June 2002

“That Milum is the Final Gentleman,
And who would of thought the things that he has thunk,
He is so charming,
And no one he’s harming,
Lying -not laying- there on the floor, dead drunk.”