shortly before retiring one evening a man asked his wife " if something happened to me do you think you could fall in love again? "

wife "I think so , yes"

man "......do you think you could.......marry?"

wife " if i was in love , yes i think i could"

man "would you sleep with him in this bed?"

wife "he would be my husband so i dont see why not"


man " would you er...............give him my golf clubs?"


wife " no dear,........he's left-handed"


the Duncster


the Duncster