Thus proving that Women = Evil.

Oooh, boy .. you're really askin' fer some trubble round here sonny! Good thing yer so far away ...

But I refuse to bite. Instead, I chose to share some words of wisdom from my coffee cup:

Coffee is hot. Hot is good.
Morning is slow. Slow is bad.
Boss wants work. Work is hard.
Coffee has caffeine. Caffeine makes you hyper.
Hyper is busy. Busy is success.
Therefore, COFFEE is SUCCESS!

Now that's a theory I like. Coffee anyone?

Hev