As i was trudging my way
To my home yesterday
each step i took
a new word it shook
till a limerick before, it lay

As keen as a blade
the words were out laid
i won't post them here,
more ranker i fear
Something are best left unsaid

But a challenge i post
To see, who the most
two pair
and spare
of Rhymes can boast

So lets put it to the test
and see, who's the best
quick as a wink
lay down some ink
limericks, please, by request!

As for our theme or subject,
to such a limit i would object
but wit and fun
for all and one
harsh words, though, i'd reject.