If Hawai'i had a State Food it would be Spam, hands down!
Spam n'rice, Spam n' eggs, Spam n' taters, Spam n' Spam....etc.
I noticed at the end of the Spam haiku page a disclaimer
Can you imagine the legal hoo-rah-rah that went into that paragraph?
Peruse http://www.spam.com for the real story and check out the catalogue for hilarious items!

My intro to Spam was in the World War Two years when - for some reason unknown to man or God - Spam was readily available when other meats were not. One of my childhood favorite foods was small cubes of Spam, fried, grease poured off, then whipped up eggs added and all scrambled together.
Don't knock it if you ain't tried it!
In fact a can of Spam is residing in with my stock of canned goods as I write! It's readily available in all our local supermarkets, and we are a long way from Hawaii!
OK, OK, I'll quit now.

By the way, just my two cents worth on multiple identities : I could care less as long as the male or female identity behaves like a Lady or Gentleman, as the case may be. I sorta equate it with a masked ball.
Oh! Isn't Mardi Gras about to begin? Lots of trying out new identities there.