Same mag "OpinionFeedback":You don't need to be a rocket scientist to realize it's dangerous to leave pressuriezed spray cans inside a car sitting in the hot sun. The danger was experimentally confirmed recently by someone who left a can of novelty "Wacky String" in a car in a southern California parking lot.
The sun heated the can until it exploded, propelling it through the windshield so that it bounced off an adjoining building and landed on the ground beside the car, strewing the car with glass fragments. Fortunately nobody was hurt, although the car's owner probably took some stick for his negligence. He was parked at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.

Surely this doesn't mean he was sodomized with a nightstick?