Thanks for these Tsuwm. I saw a US comedian do what I thought was "the" redneck routine a few years ago and laughed myself sick. Do you recall who he may have been? Big guy - looked like Wyatt Earp.

My fave then was "...you mow the lawn and find six vehicles..." and "....you expect the red and orange lights to flash in sequence before the green".

Took me months to work out "...you have to climb the town water tower to defend your sister's honour"

stales