I'm thinking of setting up a trust to preserve the dwindling numbers of Milum in the wild. Anyone care to contribute?

Yeeaah! Now I get it. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid me. This thread is not about gorillas, this thread is about clever wit. Yeah, kinda like Nero making up poems while Rome burned.
Here's one...

A gorilla in a cage
Is not a gorilla
Dian fossey is a bitch and
Nero is effete.