Sorry, I can only be supportive of a truss fund.

Mmmm, truss you!

Milum, while I applaud your desire to see gorillas living and flourishing in their natural habit, at this point in history the other wild animals in their patch are wearing their best Sunday-go-to-meeting cammo suits and are using their finest-kind Russian army-surplus AK47s for the purpose, amongst others, of securing "bush-meat" so that they can carry on doing something gorillas don't, which is to kill each other on the wholesale plan. And bush-meat is often gorillas for guerillas.

As for Koko, well, if you offered me the choice between an all-expenses paid long-term holiday in Hawaii and a likely-to-be-short and not particularly well-catered existence in Rwanda, I b'lieve I'm with the gorilla. And of course you'd take your friends ...

As for her IQ of 80, her 1,000-word vocabulary and general good manners, why I'd love to employ her. It would make a pleasant change.



The idiot also known as Capfka ...