...it's one thing to display obsession with bodily functions - and quite another thing to point out such an obsession in a foreign population...

...and yet another to find oneself surrounded by the surreality of it all. This is common practice among Korean children - some of my expatriate colleagues who taught at preschools and kindergartens reported that the kids would give a teacher "Dong-jib" (the Korean term for it) to show that they liked him/her.

All together now: With friends like that, who needs enemas?