What are the major points of similarity between toilet paper and the starship
Enterprise?"

Oh, an enterprising question, CK! I know the answer, but feel that in truth the real purpose of the Starship Enterprise is the marketing of t-shirts, coffe mugs, fake Vulcan ears, and such other such schlock. Now, what about the Jefferson Starship Enterprise?

Geoff, still lusting for Seven of Nine. Hmmmm.... What if the late pianist/comedian had been assimilated? Would he still be Victor Borg, eh?