Faldage, you're kidding us, right?

My dog has fleas are just intervals you use for tuning the ukelele, but they don't have any relation to the letter names. In other words, they're intervals, not specific notes. You just memorize the tune and then tune up your ukelele.

But I know you're kidding us, unless there is a pitch out there called "m" that I don't know about.

Why do the Germans have that 'b' = 'h' by the way? I never heard the reasoning behind it. Our glockenspiels here at school have removable bars, and the ones with 'b' also show 'h'.