Dear Dr. Bill;

I accuse you of but taking an innocent word and forcing it into the definition you want. For all you know I was referring to a Permit Flyfishing fly (http://www.flyshop.com/Bench/Features/02-97Merkin/) or one of the country's premier chamber music concert halls (http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/11303295/). Considering *my original use of the term: Not to mention Merkins giggling... either one makes as much sense as your little attempt to pervert the propriety of this thread.

Never shall you need fear being invited into the Order of the Garter.