Question: does anyone pronounce
Wednesday any way other than Wens-day?

I tend to say Woden's Day, just in cast that particular god isn't dead. Curious how we English speakers commemorate a Nordic god on that day, whereas Latin types commemorate Mercury, as in Miercoles in Spanish, Mercredi in French, and Mercoledi in Italian.

As for the aks for ask switch, I've observed this almost entirely among US blacks. I've also heard people use a short a, while others use a long a when saying "ask." Who says which?