Lime is a green tasting rock.
A cloud is a high flying fog.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the differences between a duck? One of his legs are both the same.

can't claim that i penned any of these, but alas....


EDIT: i changed this a little because i got the cloud quote wrong. it's a cloud is, not clouds are. it tastes better this way anyway :)