Dear Dr. Bill,

I have read about this type of lava. One time, I went to hear a Louisville native speak about having participated in his first Iron Man triathlon, and it had been in Hawaii.
He said he'd been told to make special preparations for the run across lava, because of the unusual conditions therein, one being no shade or any plant life to mitigate the sun's heat.
Could I ask you a favor, please sir? In view of the extremely high sensitivity at this time, would you mind replacing the word hijack in your subject title with something else? Thank you for reading this, at least. Love.