The reason beer goes through you faster than water?
It doesn't have to stop and change color.
The above is a very, very, very old JOKE!
Sheeesh! (Musing to self : Age is a funny thing, either you're ignored or you're taken too seriously!)
There's another joke about "Golden Years" (old age) and the color .... never mind, better not run the risk of someone's getting serious and telling me to just drink more water.
Aside to non-US'ns :
There are two candy bars : both made of coconut and covered with chocolate. They come in a package, each package containing two pieces of the candy.
"Mounds" are just that; two pieces of chocolate covered coconut.
"Almond Joy" is like a "Mounds" but has two almonds on each of the two sections.
The candies are made by the same company and are advertised in commercials together with the jingle/slogan :
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
You can figure that out, I'm sure.
Sorry to be so late posting but have just found a few spare moments and am trying to catch up!
Aloha to all.
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