aren't Fig trees botanically related to rubber trees?

Helen, that is absolutely great. Bravo, bravo, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Oh wait, sorry, sorry, if you have rubber you don't get the clap.


Now, do we ladies HAVE to exlain all this stuff to you gents, who are evidently having a little trouble over the inuendo flying back and forth. Whoosh, right over their little heads heh ladies?

(snicker snicker, little heads, snicker)