fiberbabe rightfully asks where ever did you find it?
it made the rounds via email some while ago and now seems to be widely duplicated on the 'net. credit *seems to belong to Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky
from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 36, No. 1

max, you too may suffer from OOS one day.
Occupational Overuse Syndrome?
Oxford Ornithological Society??
Out Of Service?!