some other possible award categories:
welcommen - for acts of mercy above and beyond
Digressions-on-Demand (DoD) - for most outre' DoD
no-stinkin-badges - for gutter policing (and the like) activities
what's-ambiguous-about-pc? - political correctness (or not)? personal computing? printed circuits? phrase conjugation? whatever, we've got you covered

well, just some thoughts; I'm sure we can do better.